Tuesday, 31 March 2009
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Bar Fight: Vince (ShamWow) Vs. Billy Mays (OxiClean)
Bar Fight
This week's Bar Fight will bring together, two of the most well known and annoying infomercial guys: Vince, the ShamWow guy versus Billy Mays the OxiClean man.
Vince as many of you already know, has been in the news recently for beating a hooker. Billy Mays has been peddling some new products like Orange Glo. Who would have thought, we'd pay so much attention to informercial dudes.
Well these two guys are going at it, who wins in this Bar Fight, Vince or Billy Mays? GOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Comments (51)
ShamWOW FTW
Oh wow. Beating a hooker? My support now lies in Billy Mays. Eff you, Vince!
Billy Mays. Dude is freakin' rowdy! Plus, he's got the beard. Can't mess with a guy with a beard. Just as Chuck Norris.
Billy Mays, he's a bigger guy.
Billy Mays is Chuck Norris' Protege
hahaha i'd have to go with vince.
BILLY MAYS HERE.
Billy Mays, never mess with the beard
Billy Mays wins hands down! Why? It's not JUST the beard - he's got SKILLS but doesn't need a HOOKER to show that to the world! *LMAO*
Plus... Billy Mays' tears cure cancer... too bad he's never cried! *ROTFLMAO*
Oh shit, this truly is the fight of the century. I'd have to go with Billy Mays though.
Billy has a pretty dank beard, so I'd go with him
@FunnymanGeorge@xanga - hahhahaha awesome
I wish it was Shamwow guy vs Dell Dude.
I'd hope they would both kill each other to be honest. That way my insomnia wouldn' bet plagued by Billy's rampant screaming or Vince's terrible rhymes.
Vince looks like he would fight dirty.
Vince cuz he will slapchop that mutha fucka
I'm... gonna have to go with Vince on this one. You just can't beat the Slap Chop.
billy mays
vince would fight dirty, but billy mays would clean up his act with OxyClean!
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That was the worst pun I've made all day... <<
Billy Mays....unless Vince can figure out a way to rapidly lighten the color of the beard
I wanna say Billy Mays. He's the original. The OG, if you will. And he has a beard. AND he doesn't end up in the news for fighting with hookers. (Fail.)
But damn, Vince could sell me sand at the beach. I saw the slap chop infomercial, and for the next half hour, I had the strangest urge to buy one. Heck, I even started calling my friends and telling THEM how awesome the freaking Slap Chop was. O_o
All in all, I gotta go with Billy Mays. :P
oxi clean man.
Billy Mays. :P Although his yelling gets a little obnoxious. My view might change if his beating of a hooker ever gets publicized. XD