Saturday, 28 March 2009

• Can You Combine Sex and Sports?

  
  

  
  I can dig it...Okay, so we're dudes, or at least I am, last time I checked, and I only used the bathroom like ten minutes ago. 
  
  Maybe I'm a touch flamboyant or get sad when girls break up with me, but I'm still a dude and love some of the fundamentals of dudedom:  sex, sports, sex sports, video games (sometimes), beer, eating, and whiskey. 
  There certainly aren't the sole foundations of man, but I feel like it's a decent place to start.
  
  So just think if you could combine some of these primal loves.  Many of us may recall an episode of Seinfeld where George famously combined sex and eating, and not in a licking-chocolate-off-her-body kind of way. A possible scenario might be hooking up in bar where one giant flatscreen is devoted to you playing Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (vampires, so hot right now), with competing March Madness games on either side, a pint of your favorite beer, and maybe a few shots of Wild Turkey lined up next to a delicious Fat Darrell circa 1999 Rutgers.
  
  That would be sensory overload I think, kind of like when Hugh Jackman has to crack some computer code while receiving dome in Swordfish.  But combining sex and sports, well, it kind of makes sense.  Being in good shape, hormones rushing...what could be better?  Well, sometimes all those pent up hormones and physicality can lead to unintentional sex in sports.  For reference, check out the photo below, and you can check out this link for a compilation of a good number of other hilarious examples.  A picture, they say, is worth a thousand words...
  
  

  
  

  
  Can sex and sports ever mix?
  
  

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