30- The loud ‘omg! I just got my period’ girl.
29- The ‘Oh man, she was like a freak in the bed, ’ guy.
28- The crazy Asians who rush to the opportunity of empty seats.
27- The hard rockers who listen to their music so loud, people waiting at the next station could hear it!
26- The rap listeners who put their music on speaker for everyone to hear.
25- The sing-a-longers who can’t sing for shit and don’t realize it when they are drowned in their music.
24- The addicted-to-latest-gadgets guy who seems to be writing a whole novel on his cell phone
23- The next-seat hoggers who place their precious bags there.
22- The scary old stare-you-down-lady who looks at you like you’ve killed her son or daughter.
21- The athletes with the two-dozen equipment bags that take up the entire space.
20- The lovers who endlessly make-out next to you.
19- The loud and obnoxious teens rushing in, in big herds before and after school.
18- The big white chick screaming on her phone about wanting “to bust this bitches’ ass”.
17- The
Hollister/
Abercrombie & Fitch/AE dressed and
Starbucks carriers retracting within the 0.5 seconds of you coming in contact with them. Well excuse you, it’s not your fault you have a contagious virus.
16- The UGG-wearing boots girls. When will they learn?
15- The women with the 20-something grocery bags that hits everything and everyone on the way.
14- The impatient guy that endlessly taps his feet and rolls his eyes every time the bus/subway stops.
13- The idiot that doesn’t hold on and ends up falling onto people spilling their coffee.
12- The kid who thinks he’s so cool, bobbing his head and swimming in his over-sized clothes.
11- The guy playing the
PSP with music playing through the speakers and we all know he sucks because we hear the ‘game over’ at least 12 times before we get off.
10- The drunk man with hard liquor breath talking to everyone on the subway/bus about how the seeds rained through the rainbow colored walls. Huh?
9- The creeper staring down every girl choosing his next victim.
8- The stud eyeing every guy wanting to start a random fight thinking he can kick ass because he’s got his duffle and you got a pathetic schoolbag.
7- The women with the loud heels. If we want to go deaf we will let you know ok?
6- The mother with 3 loud, ADD kids and a stroller that again, takes up a whole bus.
5- The racist guy who sneers and frowns at everyone but those who look like himself.
4- The rich snobs marking their territory. Its public transportation, you dumbass.
3- The people who squeeze in the seat next to you thinking they can fit when really, your abductors feel like they are tearing apart.
2- The last-minuters who will be seated on the very end or the inside and once the bus/subway comes to their stop they push their way out, knocking everyone down.
1- The guy/girl with the strong-smelling food that makes everyone’s mouth water and stomach rumble.
Do you come across these people on a regular basis? Which ones do you find the most annoying?
This is a guest blog submitted through email by a Mancouch reader.
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I'm definitely this one.
16- The UGG-wearing boots girls. When will they learn?
OHH STFU.
they're comfortable kthxx :)
the most annoying are the seat hoggers taking every seat with their grocery bags, and the kids who make out with each other SOO annoying.
lol #16. yeah i agreee
girls actually complain they got their period on the subway? how long have they been dealing with that, what, ten years?!
haha, so true.
@vvaanneessuuhh@xanga - hahahaha!!!! sneakers are comfortable too, only they don't LOOK ridiculous.
Some of them are definitely true and I've been guilty of some of them, like the athlete with the bags.
But this post also basically says we all have to be robots while on the train. haha but funny nonetheless
@C_UNIT42@xanga - Sneakers? that's just generalizing. there are SOO many ridiculous looking sneakers out there lmfaoooo.
@vvaanneessuuhh@xanga - There ARE SOME ridiculous looking sneakers, but there are also NORMAL looking ones where as (as far as I know) ALL UGGS are pretty ridiculous looking.
I don't like people that pollute our public transportation with strong smells. (MJ, cigarettes, cologne, perfume...)
i hate the people who choose the middle seat in a set of three, like the girl in the picture. it's like they are daring someone to sit next to them.
I also hate people who sit in the middle of a bench.
@sweetsweetsugarjunkie@xanga - Meh. I think uggs are nice. Not everyone has the same opinion about the shoes (obviously) and i like them. i really dont care about what people think i just wear whatever the hell i want. they're comfty and super cute. :)
27- The hard rockers who listen to their music so loud, people waiting at the next station could hear it!
I play it loud purposely just for the snobby old women sitting across from me, giving out evils.
Jesus Christ, isn't this like all thirty people you would meet on a subway?
seriously. if you don't like uggs. don't wear them. if you do wear uggs, just realize a lot of us think it looks stupid.
riders that smell like they haven't showered in about 2 months shoulda made this list.
WAahahaha1
24's and 19's drive me mad, you missed 'the pervy guy who tries to elbow your boob' they do that to my hot Arab friend -I literally start announcing 'personal space freak!'.
Now that I take another look at the list. You forgot the guys who stroll down there offering to sell "CD's DVD's! for "Five Dollars!"
Most, if not all, are true.
@vvaanneessuuhh@xanga - haha, i know, i'm just messin' with ya. everyone's got a right to wear what they want, if ya like them, go for it.
I hate a #9...the worst part is I've had creepy guys try to convince to get off the bus with them...like I'm that stupid. I also hate it when I'm the only person on the bus and a creeper gets on and sits RIGHT next to me when there are obviously 30 seats open.
I do everything I can not to be a #23 but there are several days when I'm riding home with a purse, a bookbag, and a violin. So I usually put my bookbag by my feet, my purse in my lap, and my violin case inbetween my legs.
@sweetsweetsugarjunkie@xanga - Thank you!
Ugg boots are UGGly
I'm thankful that I don't have to ride the subway or public bus. :-/
I'm fer Def Number 27 xD
@jebdereb14@xanga - Lmfao! :D