30- The loud ‘omg! I just got my period’ girl.
29- The ‘Oh man, she was like a freak in the bed, ’ guy.
28- The crazy Asians who rush to the opportunity of empty seats.
27- The hard rockers who listen to their music so loud, people waiting at the next station could hear it!
26- The rap listeners who put their music on speaker for everyone to hear.
25- The sing-a-longers who can’t sing for shit and don’t realize it when they are drowned in their music.
24- The addicted-to-latest-gadgets guy who seems to be writing a whole novel on his cell phone
23- The next-seat hoggers who place their precious bags there.
22- The scary old stare-you-down-lady who looks at you like you’ve killed her son or daughter.
21- The athletes with the two-dozen equipment bags that take up the entire space.
20- The lovers who endlessly make-out next to you.
19- The loud and obnoxious teens rushing in, in big herds before and after school.
18- The big white chick screaming on her phone about wanting “to bust this bitches’ ass”.
17- The Hollister
& Fitch/AE dressed and Starbucks
carriers retracting within the 0.5 seconds of you coming in contact with them. Well excuse you, it’s not your fault you have a contagious virus.
16- The UGG-wearing boots girls. When will they learn?
15- The women with the 20-something grocery bags that hits everything and everyone on the way.
14- The impatient guy that endlessly taps his feet and rolls his eyes every time the bus/subway stops.
13- The idiot that doesn’t hold on and ends up falling onto people spilling their coffee.
12- The kid who thinks he’s so cool, bobbing his head and swimming in his over-sized clothes.
11- The guy playing the PSP
with music playing through the speakers and we all know he sucks because we hear the ‘game over’ at least 12 times before we get off.
10- The drunk man with hard liquor breath talking to everyone on the subway/bus about how the seeds rained through the rainbow colored walls. Huh?
9- The creeper staring down every girl choosing his next victim.
8- The stud eyeing every guy wanting to start a random fight thinking he can kick ass because he’s got his duffle and you got a pathetic schoolbag.
7- The women with the loud heels. If we want to go deaf we will let you know ok?
6- The mother with 3 loud, ADD kids and a stroller that again, takes up a whole bus.
5- The racist guy who sneers and frowns at everyone but those who look like himself.
4- The rich snobs marking their territory. Its public transportation, you dumbass.
3- The people who squeeze in the seat next to you thinking they can fit when really, your abductors feel like they are tearing apart.
2- The last-minuters who will be seated on the very end or the inside and once the bus/subway comes to their stop they push their way out, knocking everyone down.
1- The guy/girl with the strong-smelling food that makes everyone’s mouth water and stomach rumble.
Do you come across these people on a regular basis? Which ones do you find the most annoying?This is a guest blog submitted through email by a Mancouch reader.