Tuesday, 24 March 2009

  • I Like it When Other Guys Hit on My Girl!




    Is it wrong that I practically forced my girlfriend out the door?  I just don't think she spends enough time with other people.  She's way too content to spend it all with me.

    Which:

    a.) I find a bit claustrophobic (and extremely puzzling!) and
    b.) Makes me feel enormous pressure to never break up with her, because she'll have no one to turn to if I do!

    Gotta think of the future, dudes!

    Anyway she looked totally hot too.  Which is great!

    I know guys that won't let their girls out of the house if they think they look too good, or if they think their tops too low, or their skirts are too short, or whatever... but where's the sense in that!
    If my girlfriend is looks AMAZING, I want her OUT THERE, and preferably in places where lots of people I know congregate, so that they will see her and be like: "WHO is THAT gorgeous beast?  Oh...  She's Ryan's girlfriend?  He did GOOD, yo!"

    Is that so wrong?   

    I think it's just another extension of my malignant narcissism, since I love it when other guys flirt with her.  It totally turns me on to think I have a desirable girlfriend other dudes want.  

    Their appreciation of her is just one big huge compliment in my direction, patting my back for pulling something so alluringly attractive. That's right!    

    And it's not just a physical thing.  I feel equally as proud when other guys compliment her wit, or her intelligence, or when she makes them laugh like goofballs, or whips their ass at Guitar Hero.   
     
    How do you feel if someone flirts or compliments your girl?  What if another dude hits on her?

    mancouch.com

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