RollinHi, I'm Rollin, another of the snarling beasts that occupy the Mancouch. Nice to know ya.
I'm probably the least macho guy on the Mancouch: I'm an absolute tennis nut, a semi-feminist, don't drink, wear skinny jeans, earrings, and have long hair.
But if you think I'm gay, bring your girlfriend to the Mancouch HQ and I'll have no issues showing her just how accurate that is.
Though you might disagree, writing is one of my few talents. That's what I'll be doing here (and on
HardestLevel), as well as editing the hell outta submitted content– yours! Yay, how exciting.
Please don't send in crap just to annoy me, either, cause it will. Let's make this a cooperative relationship. That includes you, dude who writes paragraphs in all-caps with no periods.
Lastly, a message to the men of the 'Couch: embrace and respect the ladies, both here and elsewhere.
They – not money
– make the world go round.
mancouch.com
Comments (25)
What a sweet-talker! I like you.
rollin' rollin' rollin'
weed bottle poppin.
Welcome rollin ;)
@trebleclef402@xanga - Back at Mancouch HQ, there are at least six ladies orbiting around Rollin at any given time. You have some competition.
@goldenj2384 - Ah well, it's alright. I'll just drink in his writing like honeysuckle. Real people have flaws. I'll indulge in the mask presented while those ladies orbit planet-Rollin. No worries.
Hi
yo!
You sound like a decent enough guy, Rollin . . . good to meet you.
Are you going to also suggest changing the name to "woman couch?" If we're going to embrace them here we might as well just give up on the whole idea.
@goldenj2384: between you and trebleclef (not to mention his feminine orbitals), i've got a lot of competition. i've got to get to the office a bit more to have a chance of rollin' with rollin.
cute. but can he live up to his claims?
Hey there.
ah man, everyone's comments are beating mine. You all suck! I'm going home and i'm taking my basketball with me!
@John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga - John, Rollin's (and everyone else at Xanga, for that matter) job is to drive traffic to their particular site.
Alexa doesn't care what gender the hits come from. It's just numbers. So, as far as they're concerned, mancouch.com can be "womancouch.com" . . . as long as it gets clicks.
Manliness is determined by attitude, not appearances and hobbies. Thats just the extras that get you tangled with stereotypes.
At least thats what I believe. If I didnt, I'd fall in that category with you.
So, ARE you gay? One of your paragraphs read,
"But if you think I'm gay, bring your girlfriend to the Mancouch HQ and I'll have no issues showing her just how accurate that is."
Don't you mean "inaccurate?"
Or do you mean you'll show our girlfriends how accurate our thought you were gay was right?
@goldenj2384 - Are you calling a... heavenly body? Thanks!
@Wil8brooklyn@xanga - The second one, except i'm showing the girls how wrong the guys were.
@Finalplague_Trinity@xanga - yea that's true. But you'd be surprised how easy it is for a lot of dudes to believe a stereotype over the of simplest things. It's happened before.
@immaairheadxl@xanga - you got somethin you wanna share with me?
@Linteria@xanga - obviously i got more than you can handle
@Linteria@xanga - seriously though, I'm trying to get into this whole Mancouch thing. It's interesting and entertaining often but, the writing has to get better! If you meant to say you're not gay, then you should have used "inaccurate."
@immaairheadxl@xanga - By the looks of your profile pic, i'd handle your stuff just fine.
@Wil8brooklyn@xanga - You've missed the point, dude. It's a sarcastic "accurate." If i woulda meant "inaccurate," i woulda said "inaccurate."
@Linteria@xanga - Looks can be deceiving.
and I just changed my profile pic....since this one seems more innocent. HAHA.
I like you already ;]
You seems like a cool guy to chill with
You're a primary blogger on Mancouch, yet your description is devoted to women? Furthermore, you wear women's clothing, accessories, hairstyles, and associate with a movement most notable for not seeking equality but active subjugation of men?
That makes sense.