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This week down at
Lake Calcasieu it was discov ... HOLY CRAP! IS THAT A PINK DOLPHIN?
Yes, yes it is a pink fucking dolphin. I believe this is a sign of the Care Bear-ocalypse that is surely to come.
In all seriousness, it is an
albino dolphin, which is rare enough, but there has
never before been a bottle nosed dolphin colored pink.
Doesn't this just make your day?
I mean, the world may be burning around us as it slips further into economic depression, with war and genocide abound, but on the other hand, we have a pink dolphin.
It's like a
Lisa Frank folder come to life.
Authorities are assuring people to leave it alone, as they should, but my god, I want to ride it. I shall name him
Falkor and we will form a beautiful life together. It'll be magical. Don't look down on my love! Don't judge me!
What is the first thought that popped into your head upon seeing a pink dolphin?
And really, doesn't it just make the world a better place?
Comments (42)
lol @ Falkor. No one's judging! (Cuz secretly we were thinking the same thing)
The first thing that popped up in my head were tweens carrying around little pink dolphin toys (just like the Hannah Montana fiasco) and making it their new mascot (Goodbye Disney Channel overachievers!)
My second thought was Lisa Frank-ish lol
A pink dolphin is exponentially cooler than a unicorn.
i went to singapore and they had a pink dolphin for show. sounds cool but... who really cares about a fliipper with melanoma issues?
I seriously thought it was photoshopped at first.
Freakin awesome!
Wow, it almost looks plastic!
Hahaha, Lisa Frank folder.
It actually looks bubblegum pink in other photos. I just had to google it ;]
next step: Pink narwhal.
hahahaha
'yes, it's a pink fucking dolphin.
doesn't that just make your day?"
HAHAHAH. sounds like we could SO get along!
bottle noze dolfinz ar also known for ther bonding in gay pairz i wunder if the pink iz also a display of kuir dolfin pride
Lol, if it's the sign of ANY kind of apocalypse it certainly fits in with my insistant jokes that pink is the color of true evil xD
Did a post on this, myself. Very cool.
@TheSpaceBass@xanga - And you can actually prove that it exists, too!
It's cute. =]
I can haz?
Oh my word. Lisa Frank. Brings back grade 5, and all of middleschool memories.
Somebody's going shopping tonight :)
I love the lisa frank comment. XD
i think it's pretty cool that it's pink and so unique, but at the same time, i feel for it because being pink makes it stand out so much more to predators =/.
LOL @ the lisa frank folder...classic.
My first thought popping in my head was,"Oh my God, that is a pink dolphin!"
Ehhh!! It's so cute. I want to hug it.
I wonder if he gets bullied by the other dolphins for being "different".
awesomely written post
I have a magical pink whale.
this is pretty cool. at first i thought it was fake but i guess it is real. its amazing to see such a thing.
Is the pink dolphin gay?
I'm wondering if that pink dolphin loves me back in the way I love it...