Who wears purple pants?
Do you know any guys who wear purple pants? No, you don't. You know why you don't? Because if they wore purple pants you wouldn't know them any more.
Anyone with real friends wouldn't wear purple pants because they would be mocked viciously and without mercy until they were shamed into changing.
Take
Bruce Banner aka The Hulk for example. Dude really needs to stop wearing purple pants. Why hasn't anyone brought this up to him?
C'mon, Bruce, you're a scientist, not a pimp. Time to grow up and come to big boy land.
Hey, I'm not saying he can never wear purple pants. If he wants to wear purple pants once in while, ok, that's fine. Strange, but fine. But every goddamn day? Dude, you're wanted by the military, how about you try being a little less conspicuous. You might as well have a facial tattoo.
Is it because they only sell pants that can stretch out to hulk size around the waist and down to the knees, only in purple?
I refuse to believe that. And even if it were true, you can suffer the indignity of nudity to not get shot at by helicopters all the time. Wouldn't you like that?
And it would sure make it easier to get around. Picture this...
I'm driving my car through Nevada and I see a half naked man in torn purple pants trying to hitch a ride, I say "Now way, dude's the Hulk."
I see a naked guy in the middle of the desert trying to hitch a ride I say, "That guy took way to much acid, poor fella, let me help him out." Boom, ride. There, you go champ.
So lose the purple pants and please make she-hulk less attractive. I find myself disturbingly aroused by her, she being a cartoon and all. Also given the radiation levels of her blood I'm pretty sure any sort of "relations" with her would likely lead to cancer.
Is any guy wearing purple pants acceptable? What about other colors like green, red? Ohhh what about leather pants?
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Obviously you aren't from the south. One of my friends has salmon colored pants and another pair that make him look like the sun. What can you do? Shit happens.
well, i don't know. i still don't think real men should wear pink shirts.
Real men aren't afraid of fashion woes. I'm not saying that any certain style is not what men should wear (I still think wearing a popped polo makes you a douchebag) but if men took pride in what they wore (stylish clothes like dress shirts with a tie and dress slack no mater what color) then they are real men who aren't afraid of a certain color.
Also, the reason why people never brought up the question to why Bruce Banner should stop wearing purple pant . . . well, you'll be blind if you didn't know why/ :P
me being a teenager, i think teenage guys are acceptable to wear it. i've seen it worn before, and it ain't too bad. i think it can be pulled off. besides that, i don't think guys older than that should be wearing it. i think guys older than that should have a more sophisticated style. personal opinion.
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Purple's my favorite color, but not so much for clothing =$
I always thought they were blueish. Guess that's how much I pay attention
i agree, every day? really? bruce SHOULD mix it up, plus they could sell more action figures if he was available with different pants colors.
the real mystery to me has always been how his pants stretch so damn much when he is the hulk, and then miraculously stay on (see also: return to normal size) when he returns to bruce banner status. maybe that's why they are always purple: the company that produces these incredible size-changing pants only released them in one color.
maybe guys should just stick to jeans and black pants and khaki pants. LOL
@abcxunt@xanga - I whole-heartedly agree with that statement.
the purple pants really bring out the hulk's skin tone.
I wear purple pants. ^^ But I'm a girl, so.... who cares?
The purple pants match the green skin. That's all.
why do we do everything we do?
Ok so theres a bunch of guys I went to high school with that always wore the tight jeans, and made them even worse by wearing tight PURPLE jeans, for me it was a big turn off. I think that wearing purple or bright green jeans are stupid, I especially hate the tight jeans on guys.
Ugh, this post annoyed me. Take a trip to NY the North-eastern States or Cali or as someone said the south. If you do, purple pants is the least of it all. And in the Hulk (movie) Bruce banner wears jeans, unfortunatey computer graphics didn't translate that correctly.
Aww, I always thought purple pants bring out my butt...j/k
I've seen a lot of guys pull off purple pants and look smokin.
no, yes, yes, and no to all your questions in that order. i noticed that too about Hulk. he must be a fag who didnt come out of the closet
haha, I've never really thought about it. I've only seen guys wearing blue denim...or nice slacks.
I hate all those weird colored jeans. -_-
I'll wear purple pants under 2 conditions:
A) Girlfriend asks me to
B) I'm trying to impersonate Prince
What exactly is a "real" man anyways? Are the non-real men like, plastic or something? I guess what I would say to help men is, just woo the girls that think you're real because I guess if an action figure asked me out I would say no too.
unless theyre playing for the ravens..purple pants is a no go
my friend wear purple pants yellow ones too and hes not mocked