Bar FightToday's bar fight will take a step back from all the mutants, superheroes and Abe Lincoln, who has finally
lost to Professor Xavier. (Applause please, for our great President for his valiant battles the past few months).
Today we'll go with the annoying route, annoying celebrities to be exact,
Paris Hilton versus
Lindsay Lohan. Now, before everyone starts groaning and complaining, keep this in mind, you know you want to see these two fight no matter what you say!
We love keeping up with them no matter how much we say we hate them and wished they disappeared forever. Well you have the chance to get rid of one of them.
Which of these two annoying ladies do you think will win in a bar fight, Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? GOOOOOOOOOO!
Comments (52)
Thats horrible.
I think LiLo would win because everyone knows that bitch is crazy. Paris is too sweet and dumb. Sorry paris.
How bout both lunge at each other with broken beer bottles and both get their throats cut by them. That's about how much I care about them. LOL
Lohan, hands down.
TEAM LOHAN!
haha. Actually I don't think she's annoying. Irresponsible? Yes. But she just seems like a wild rogue type character.
heh...honestly? I dont think EITHER of them could work themselves out of a wet paper bag...
That being said though...Lindsey is pretty butch nowadays?
I think that Lindsay would win. The only thing Paris will do is call her a firecrotch.
Yeah LiLo hands down. She would destroy Paris. And her little dog too.
lindsay.
I'm going to break the trend and say Paris. Because I can.
Paris is about as threatening as a chihuahua.
As for Lindsay, well I guess it depends on whether or not she's sober.
Lindsay.
Paris - she's a bitch. Lohan's too screwed up in the brain to know which way is up.
La Lohan. She's doesn't seem like she'd be afraid to get dirty.
Probably Paris because she's the skankier of the two (by a slight margin) and would be more likely to pull out brass knuckles or a switch blade.
Bar fight? How about a Bra fight instead? And then no one cares any more who is winning. =D
Even tho I love Paris, I'd have to say Lindsay would win cause' she's more ghetto, not cultured like the other ho'
@Forever_Unlimited@xanga -
Your right - either way its a pain in the ass.
I mean - i know they're hot and all...but that much skank is going to make me turn around and walk away. >_>;
Both need to die in a horrible car accident on the way to the fight. That way, we're all winners.
Lindsay Lohan. no contest... Paris Hilton is like a Barbie doll except much more deformed and even more brainless.
Lindsay is one scary bitch -- she'll win for sure
Paris hilton is afraid of getting her nose broken / bruises
lohan. just cause she gives me that vibe that she really will get into a bar fight and actually win.
Lohan could probably go insane on Hilton, but then again, if you take a look at those stilettos...
Lindsay Lohan seems tougher than Paris Hilton.
Ten bucks on the scrappy little lesbian firecrotch.