Monday, 09 March 2009

• Domino's Pizza, Please Stop Texting Me

  
  

  
  Dear Domino's,
  
  Please stop texting me. It's really getting sad. I mean it's nearly weekly. Please stop.
  
  Look, it was just a drunken fling. I didn't even know what I was doing when I signed up for those coupons freshman year of college. And sure, it was fun at the time, but I've graduated now and it's really gotten old.
  
  I mean, the pizza wasn't even that good anyway. I'll admit, having a thing for the thin crust and your 5-5-5 deals made it easy to order for the entire floor, but Brooklyn style pizza? Really?
  
  I think we all know what you are, and that's not you. As a resident of New York, I couldn't have been more offended. Is that all Brooklyn means to you? Larger slices and toppings, but the exact same crappy pizza? For shame.
  
  Look, I'm not saying it was all bad. I did love those buffalo chicken kickers at that certain time of night, my intestinal tract be damned.
  
  We had some good times. But in the end, you just weren't good enough. I've moved on. Don't you think it's time you do too?
  
  Sincerely,
  Me
  Writer for Mancouch.com
  
  Does anyone else get these text messages from Domino's? Have you actually tried the so-called Brooklyn style pizza that has nothing to do with Brooklyn, style, or pizza?
  
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