Sunday, 08 March 2009

  • Why Derek Jeter Wins Life & Makes Us Look Pathetic



    As a man, I really have to stand in awe of one man who rises above the rest of us. That man is Derek Jeter.

    No matter how you feel about the Yankees, you have to admit that he has won the game of life.

    Let's start with the millions upon heaps of millions, the good looks, playing baseball for a living, the championships, being the face of baseball and the New York Yankees, and being one of the few remaining players in all of Major League Baseball that everyone is pretty sure never used steroids.



    All that stuff is fine and good. But the real reason Derek Jeter wins at life, and is better than you'll ever be is that years from now, when they're retiring his number to memorial park, they'll also be retiring his p*nis to the Hall of Fame.

    Let's take a short look at just some of the fine ladies Derek Jeter has bedded over the years. And just to keep this post from using all the internet's bandwith, let's stick to Maxim's Hot 100:

    Jessica Biel


    Mariah Carey


    Vanessa Minnillo:


    Jessica Alba


    Gabrielle Union



    Scarlett Johansson


    Yea, just admit it now, fellas. Dude has won.

    And yes, this was just a clever excuse to post these pictures. I'm shameless.

    Anyone you can think of who can even compete with this legend?

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