As a man, I really have to stand in awe of one man who rises above the rest of us. That man is
Derek Jeter.
No matter how you feel about the Yankees, you have to admit that he has won the game of life.
Let's start with the millions upon heaps of millions, the good looks, playing baseball for a living, the championships, being the face of baseball and the
New York Yankees, and being one of the few remaining players in all of Major League Baseball that everyone is pretty sure never used steroids.
All that stuff is fine and good. But the real reason
Derek Jeter wins at life, and is better than you'll ever be is that years from now, when they're retiring his number to memorial park, they'll also be retiring his p*nis to the Hall of Fame.
Let's take a short look at just some of the fine ladies Derek Jeter has bedded over the years. And just to keep this post from using all the internet's bandwith, let's stick to Maxim's Hot 100:
Jessica BielMariah Carey
Vanessa Minnillo:Jessica Alba
Gabrielle Union
Scarlett Johansson
Yea, just admit it now, fellas. Dude has won.
And yes, this was just a clever excuse to post these pictures. I'm shameless.
Anyone you can think of who can even compete with this legend?
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Comments (17)
o_o; Wow. That's.... sad.
He is kind of the man. Even though I am a Met's fan.
Odd. I wouldn't want them.
I think I'll stick to somebody I actually like.
two thumbs up for everyone but mariah carey and vanessa minnilo
He has herpes. And now I believe they do too. I suppose he's still a winner though.
He got Jessica Alba and Gabrielle Union-enough said.
@naguyin@xanga - i think that's very noble to have moral convictions like that. i do not necessarily agree with them for myself, but i give you credit for sticking to your morals.
oh my fuck.
Yeah he does win life...I recently brought his new cologne, and its awesome.
@youaintjam@xanga - winner/weiner...
Even though I'm a Mets fan, I have to admit that Jeter is a class act. In all his years being scrutinzed by the NY media, he has never said or done something that he would regret later. Few players can say that.
Its also very inspirational to see that a mixed (biracial) person can succeed and move beyond the stigma associated with it.
Chuck Norris. He could roundhouse kick a ball into the stratosphere, has multiple championships, and has slept with more women than there are stars in the sky. It's true.
derek jeter is HOT!
this doesn't justify steroids still
Derek Jeter is soooooo sexy :)
WIN!
Hes a winner in NYC, and to MLB fans. To the average joe hes just a man, I wouldn't recognize him on the street.
Though compared to other sports figures, he's likely the best role model, but not because of the women he's bedded.
@NOTdaGRLnextDR@xanga - @chy_so_fly@xanga - HE IS!!!