Saturday, 07 March 2009
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The One Thing All Men Absolutely Need to Know About Women
They are fickle.
Well, no they arent.
Actually, they kind of are.
I'm not putting girls down here, this is just a fact of nature. The day a woman makes up her mind, I'll be worried.
This fickleness is recorded. Even the old Italian Opera gives us such wisdom. According to Shakespeare, Cleopatra went back and forth between Julius Caesar, the symbol of manliness, and some Egyptian eunuch.
An example from my own life...
Girlfriend: You need to let your facial hair grow out more!
Me: I dunno, it's not that full yet.
(Week later)
Girlfriend: You need to shave! That tickles!
Me: I was going to, eventually.
(Week later again.)
Girlfriend: *looking at picture* You should grow that out more.In fact, this fickleness accounts for most of their double standards.
One minute they want to go out with their friends, the next minute you should stay in with them and not have other friends. It looks like they're just being controlling, but in actuality, they just can't make up their minds.
One day they joke about drinking, the next day they scold you for drinking. One day they cook for you, the next day you can't even get you a sammich!
Point is, women are fickle.
Accept this, say "ok" every time they say something, and just do what you wanted to do originally. Eventually, they'll agree with you anyway. For a little while. Maybe. Or, well, no they won't. But they might. I don't know.
Have you ever heard of a woman who made up her mind? (from a reliable source)
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Wow, this is really true. Back and forth like an unbalanced washing machine.
Hahahaha cute question. But I guess that observation is correct. I myself am very fickle.
i am actually quite the opposite of fickle; i am very decisive and not controlling at all.
however i can see how this would be thought.
also i think that the most important thing men need to know about women is not their fickleness... it is where the g spot is and how to handle it. just saying.
Let me just contribute that when we cook for you, it's because we want to do something nice for you. It's when you order us around saying "Make me a sandwich, woman" that we're gonna get pissy.
Come on! Just say "thank you" and don't have unrealistic expectations.
Lmao. SO TRUE!
Trying to decide if I am fickle or not..... nope I am quite decisive actually, not fickle at all...... OK well maybe a little... nope I always know what I want.... except when I don't .... I am so confused..... what was the question anyway?..... ~Echo
That's true.
No.
I'm a girl, and I'm really not that fickle. Once I make up my mind, really make it up, it generally doesn't change. I just know what I want, I guess.
@emorockerrebel@xanga - Hahahaaaa :> love the 'i guess' at the end.. Well this reminds me of my ex.. if she was mad at me, she didn't want me to call.. but then a day later she told me i shoulda kept calling (even if i had called 10 times)..
and if i only called once.. she'd call me a few mins later and we'd talk.. she'd be mad, but we'd laugh.. o.o
even though the call once worked so well.. she'd get mad cause i i didn't call a million times only so she could see my missed calls and she wouldn't answer.. x.x
so iono.. =/ there's more examples.. but that's a bit too detailed sexually hahaha.. basically she wanted it rough and gentle on random intervals o.o i just don't know! xD!
err sighs..women will kill me yet..heh but what a way to go...its not quite fickle-ness...they have to decide on the reaction which will prove how much ya love em the most... they may really really wanna go out but...should you decide alright with out a fight err much of one...they will change thier minds and stay in just to see your reaction and how it relates to how much up the scale you love them... face it ..every single last one of em is insane k? then live with it and get on with life...oh and take out da garbage...
@gypsybird@xanga - lmfao @ the G-spot! So true.
Oh, hi, nice to meet you. I'm a woman who's made up her mind on at least one issue: you're a dumbass.
I make up my mind. You probably don't want to know what I've decided about you.
we all know the girls that i am talking about
well they are time bombs and they are ticking
and the only question's when they'll blow up
and they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt
cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them
and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
what they're thinking...let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so happy it's depressing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"
if it's drama you want then look no further
they're like the real world meets boy meets world meets days of our lives
and it just kills me how they get away with murder
they'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize
and i've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man
let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings
so we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
cause we'll know just what they're thinking
cause what they're thinking...
she's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way
her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day
she said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing
and all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"
cause when it's black it means watch your back because you're probably
the last person in the world right now she wants to see
and when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately
and ask her out because she'll most likely agree
and when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed
and when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless (and that's all right i must confess)
we all know the girls that i am talking about
she liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll never figure them out
first she's jekyll and then she's hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair
mood ring oh mood ring
oh tell me will you bring
the key to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind
I'll agree that women are generally pretty fickle. But let me tell you, half of the time its not them being fickle, its them wanting to uphold this image but really secretly wanting something else. Example that you gave is a girl will tell the guy to go out with his friends because she wants to look like 'hey, Im laid back and confident and totally not clingy or obsessive.' but in reality when they say that they're all 'I only said that to look laid back ect ect. but really I want you to say you'd rather stay home with me and MEAN it.'
some women are crazy like that :(. i guess you get used to it.
see read every guys answer and you see total rational beings mystified by the insane female ...read all the female replies and to a T they is all nuts...you are what ya eat after all..lol ya gotta love em each and every one lol
And men always know exactly what they want and stick to it...:P
One thing that all men need to know about women is... you'll never truly know anything about women. Trying to figure out women is the single biggest waste of a man's time. A better use of your time would be to just keep your woman happy by finding the G-SPOT. If you actually read the responses from women to all the manchouch posts that try to explain women, you will never EVER get all the women agreeing, even if a woman wrote the post in the first place.
@thinkin_up_dreams@xanga - agreed! and i hate when it doesn't work out the way we secretly wish it would.
@la_faerie_joyeuse@xanga - Well based on the fact that you couldn't tell this was a joke, I have to question who the dumbass really is... No wait, I don't.
@C_UNIT42@xanga - You are absolutely right.
@thinkin_up_dreams@xanga - "'hey, Im laid back and confident and totally
not clingy or obsessive.' but in reality when they say that they're all
'I only said that to look laid back ect ect. but really I want you to
say you'd rather stay home with me and MEAN it.'"
I think most men would agree that we wish you would actually mean what you were saying, or else say what you actually mean, in instances like that.
@John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga - OH HA HA HA URE JOKE ARE SO FUUNY HA AH HA
@la_faerie_joyeuse@xanga - Not as funny as you are when you're being serious. At least I tried though, right?
@LadyLibellule@xanga - Ditto.
Just because your girlfriend fails at it doesn't mean we all do. =]