Saturday, 07 March 2009
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What's Your Most Embarassing Drunk Moment?
Last night, my drunk friend tried to chug a pitcher of iced tea.
Instead, he yacked all over the living room carpet.
...In front of his new girlfriend.
...While all our friends were over.
...Including his roommates boss.He then proceeded to take a shower.
...With his pants and shoes on.
...While the door was open.
...Only to then strip down to his birthday suit and run around holding only a pillow.We took pictures.
What's your most embarassing drunk moment?
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Oh wow.... that's absolutely incredible!
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA
my drunk moment tops that one. but im not sharing. sorry.
Haha, thats hiliarous.
Embarrassing things when I am drunk... don't quite remember. But when he's drunk w/ his roommates, it's pretty damn hilarious...
waking up at my boyfriends groggy, not remembering much about the night prior... he isnt there... oh on the couch... I ask why and he replies: "cause you pissed the fuckin bed!" pretty embarassing...
That's a hilarious story, but by offering your friend's embarrassing story, I do not feel motivated to present my own. I'll keep it to myself.
I would have taken pictures, too.
Or better yet... video.
Hahaha.
Wow I don't have anything like to match. I think I need to start drinking more...
who here has pee'd themselves while drunk? There's gotta be @ least one
that's hilarious...
When I was caught for telling a lie in front of my whole school (more or less). The guy I liked was there too.
LOL! my most embarrassing moment was when i was drinking with my friends before heading to the club, and as soon as when got inside the club i threw up right on the bouncer... lol we got kicked out with no refund! LOL! my friends were so upset with me...
i dont have a self moment...but many years ago while in the navy. my buddy who was/is quite hairy got very drunk and pased out. several of the guys and i shaved him completely bald all over his body. he was as smooth as a babies bottom from head to toe. and i mean we shaved everywhere. when he woke up and stumbled into the shower, screams could be heard seconds later as he realized what had happened to him. we all laughed but never said a word about who did it etc. he thought it was the "lady" he had been out with that night. lol
Probably streaking in front of the whole party and dancing naked on someone's car...
Or the time this older guy was trying to help me out by giving me a piggy back ride to take me home and I peed on his back, lawl.
I'm too young to drink, but I admire your friend for being to brave... while drunk :}
Haha, I've never had anything too terrible happen to me, but one time I followed this guy around the party asking if he was gay. He looked gay and as a joke, some of his friends told me he was gay to get him mad. So I was like "Wait are you gay?" like a million times. I feel bad now because apparently he got so pissed (don't blame him haha) and if I ever see him again I'm going to be so embarrassed because he'll just be like "grrr that's that girl"
Wish I had some to share.
I got really drunk at my friend's concert at a Hard Rock Cafe... I remember the show, but that's really it. Apparently I stood up from the booth we were sitting at and fell flat on my face and then threw up. I don't remember it, but I had to be carried out down the stairs, at which point I fell and hit my head again while outside waiting for a cab.... my friends had to take me home, and I still don't really know how they knew my address or how we got in the house. The next morning I woke up snuggling with one of my best guy friends.. He fell asleep after he brought me home and changed me into new clothes since I had thrown up on myself.... and then wanted to make sure I didn't choke on anything during the night and ended up falling asleep............. the worst part though was walking him out in front of my 10 year old brother and trying to explain that to him.
um i heard i licked a female stripper's crotch (she was wearing panties still).
this one time i got wasted with a couple of friends after having forgotten i railed some xanax and all i really remember is something that makes me lol to this day. i remember bits and pieces of picking up not-as-wasted friends and attempting to roll a blunt at the park we all hang out at. that didn't work. after that, i recall being woken up in the backseat of my car, friend jenn in the passenger seat, her friend passed out in the gutter in a pool of his own vomit. it was four in the morning, we were back at the park, the lights in my car were on, two side doors on the left wide open, and an emt was asking me if we were okay. i said something to the effect of "yes, right away ma'am" before the man talking to me paused awkwardly and sent me on my way home.
oh, and i fell on my knee in front of a party at a co-op down the street from mine. nasty bruises.
hmm well I had just gotten a new boyfriend, been together for only about two weeks and I went up to visit him and was staying in his dorm.
Well, as soon as I got there, his suitemates were having a party. And they decided to mix me some drinks with Everclear in them. On a completely empty stomach. And then turn the strobelight on.As you can imagine, I was feeling pretty sick, so I went to lay down in his bed and before I could make it to the bathroom I ended up throwing up all over myself AND his bed. He had to have one of his less drunk friends take the sheets and blanket to the laundry room at like 1 or 2 in the morning, and I got in the shower and proceeded to call my friend and cry to her "He's going to dump me, oh my god, I'm so stupid" over and over, while his sober roommate was listening.But, in case you were wondering, NO he didn't dump me, we're still together and very happy =)
just gonna stay away from the Everclear from now on..
i peed maself for 1 fell flat on my face in the middle of the dance floor threw up on my aunts bed fell on the table which had had atleast over 20 bottles of liquor..............mind u this is in front of the family . i will never forget this moment it happened 3 days ago and i blacked out waking up and i was still drunk.....and it was on a empty stiomach
I personally got shitfaced on Irish Carbombs and took my pants off, proceeded to run around the back yard yelling:
"I AM ARTICUNO! YOU NEED A MASTERBALL TO CATCH AND TRAIN ME!"
...there were many cell phones out, trying to video me. Good thing the yard couldn't be illuminated well.
After many lewd jokes about Great Balls and crotch-grabbing, I finally grabbed an axe that happened to be stuck in a nearby sapling and tried to cut it down. The worst part was that I lost my pants. As in forever. My friend ended up freeballing the rest of the night so I could wear his boxer shorts and actually be covered up.
I ended up sleeping in the tub, with three inches of cold water because I felt like it was boiling hot.
I got 2 stories.
The first one is the first time I got drunk. I drank a few times before
and it wasn't enough to get me drunk and I really wanted to get drunk.
So I bought two bottles of champagne just to be sure. Well I drank 1
and 1/2 bottles and almost convincing myself to pee in the trash can. I only stopped when I puked a little. I was then able to stop and go to bed. I swore of alcohol and the rest of the champagne had to be thrown out. Course I am still drinking to this day but I only do it every now and then.
Second story is one time after work I got drunk and when into a
stickcam chatroom and I had the web cam on. I accidentally spilled a
drink and without thinking, took off my shirt to clean it. When I put
my shirt back on I realized that I was on cam and everyone saw it. I
was so embarrassed. Luckily I was in a room full of adults who understood. But I was still embarrassed.
I have WAY to many.
Heres a few:
puking on a well known drug dealer
falling asleep in my puke (done at least a few times)
massaging someone with my feet and legs (WTF)
licking some kids tummy with my other friend (UGHHHH)
having some girl i JUST met bathe me because i puked on myself
ect