Friday, 06 March 2009
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What Happens When A Guy Attempts To Fight "Awww That's So Cute"
Every guy has logged into their email, scrolled through the male enhancement junk, saved it for later, and then found pictures of cute animals or babies that your mom forwarded.
You look at these pictures, say "awwww" silently to yourself, and then proceeded back to the p**n session that your mom interrupted.Today, I took on the challenge of creating captions that would make these pictures manly. I was up against incredible odds, so let's see how I did:
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"My name is Bear Grylls Jr. and I need my proteins."
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"I hope I grow into a tiger so I can eat this asshole."
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"I might lose this finger, but at least I got a sweet bowl cut to make up for it."
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"Next time, remember to feed me. Enjoy your mud butt."
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"Sweet, this chick puts out AND she doesn't talk back. Awesome."
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"Honey, I think dinner is escaping the fridge."
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"This hamster never closes her legs."
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"I ate all your crack rock. Suck on it."
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Shit, this is just too cute. I can't handle it anymore.
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NOOO TOO MUCH CUTENESS!!! I ADMIT DEFEAT!!!
Do you ever find yourself getting caught up in these "cute" pictures? What do you to avoid them?
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Comments (69)
D'aaaaawwwww!
omg that poor little kitty with a broken leg. *weeps*
lol give yerself points but ya lost it on da... sighs...hamster...
i like the hamster.
Aw shucks, ill say it. Awwww that's cute.
;-; LOL wow.
Dang, if the cast wasn't pink...
haha! it really is just too much. I'm not even a man, and now I feel like i have to go do something 'manly'...
I feel like you could've come up with a better caption for the kid with his finger in his mouth. i mean, is it just me, or is it too coincidental that not only does he have his finger in his mouth but the dog's butthole is *right there*?
Delete it before opening it. lol
thankfully, i don't get "aw, so cute" e-mails.
it's just those damn forwards
* unconfirmed religious miracles involving atheist professor
* madelyn murray whatshername
lol!! I just hit delete. If it was my mom, I might email back "those were cute
" and continue on my way.
i love the first one!!
that last one.. i'm cooing.
sick.
@alzena@xanga - the coincidence is how he's going to lose the finger
cuuuuuuute
i didn't find those THAT cute. i mean the kittens and stuff look cute but they don't make me go "aw"
lol...maybe i'm too "manly"
@zubes5806@xanga - i don't think thats a cow
@greatsneha@xanga - yes but what bout dat hamster?
1) Hulk CRUSH kitten !!!
2) Tastes like chicken
3) I can has beastiality?
4) Hehe, I'm gonna TP your bedroom...
5) That's right, you're my bitch...
6) Where'd I put that C4 ?
7) I've got evil black eyes of death. I'll kill you in your sleep. Muahahaha
8) I'm so high dude, whoaaa
9) Roadkill
10) Get the hell out of my truck. *closes fist*
Fix'd.
@zubes5806@xanga - Actually, I think that's a dog...
Not bad!Â
Ahah I like when men can admit something is cute! Don't try to avoid it! =P
@beforedawn@xanga - lol i think that was the cutest...the caption just made it better LOL
I think to keep with icanhazcheezburger thing that number 8 should say "I ate all your crack rock. nom nom nom"
with that said. the mud butt and the crack cat are funny caps. The dog and kid with the finger had so much more potential.
/cry So cute. =P
Haha, when he sees cute things (or when I sort of some how force him to) he'd say aww, especially things that our dog does. E.g. walking between us, jumping onto the car just to get more attention. He says aww, I like it. It's the soft side of him. It's cute. AWWWW