Tuesday, 03 March 2009
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Bar Fight: Abraham Lincoln or Charles Xavier?
Bar Fight
Last week we thought we'd have a much better fight between Sylar and Charles Xavier but Sylar was no match for Professor X.
We were thinking of going back to Britney and Abe, but we pretty much know how that is going to turn out, so instead we'll skip ahead to Abraham Lincoln vs. Charles Xavier, brute strength vs. mental capacity.
Who wins this bar fight, Abraham Lincoln or Charles Xavier? GOOOOO!
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honist abe wud lay lyttle chukie down & spit on him hahahahaha
Oh this is a tough one.
But if they are both drunk, I'd say Abe.
GO ABE!!
Charles would win. All he'd have to do is turn Abe's head inside out, and then the Americas would still be under British rule! History is thwarted! Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Charles Xavier! he could just throw Abe off a cliff!
Professor X, duh. Abe doesn't have any super powers to speak of.
Tough call.
One was assassinated and the other has cognitive mutant powers...hmmm...
captain picard. no question.
Chuck Norris.
Abe
I love Abe, but the one with the superpower wins.
let's not forget that Abe Lincoln had Marfan Syndrome, so he was technically a mutant just like prof. X!
Because of that, I'm going out on a limb and saying that Abe Lincoln must've actually had some crazy awesome mutant powers that were so powerful they single handedly won the civil war.
After the war, he faked his assassination and went into hiding until recently, when he came back to fight Charles Xavier.
Lincoln would totally pwn Xavier like he was Stephen Douglas!
john wilkes booth.
xavier
@The_Stoned_Immaculate@xanga - they should bring him back and make him an X-men or something like that
that's too hard...
i chose not to only consider their strengths, but also their weaknesses.
"Professor X had one weakness. Stairs. He's also known to be a pedophile, particularly attracted to teenage freaks."
Professor X is also not immune to bullets.
Unfortunately i could not find a single physical weakness for Abraham Lincoln except the fact that he is also not immune to bullets.
So considering their strengths and weaknesses, all Lincoln has to do is find some stairs to throw him down, but X can just disorient Lincoln my screaming into his mind and then run him over with his wheelchair, or take Abe's axe.
Xavier wins.
prof X hands down.
why is that even a contest? He wouldn't have to lift a finger.
Lincoln hands down, sorry X man
According to Mountain Dew, Lincoln's favorite sport was wrestling, so I'd have to go with the Pres. Also, I think Professor X wouldn't want to take him out. Without Lincoln, slavery would probably still be around. And if black people aren't getting treated right, can you imagine how we'd treat mutants?
@Don_Cauchi@xanga
Your post made me lol. Lincoln had nothing to do with British occupation. He was President almost a century after all that mess had ended.
If they were both drunk... damn hard choice but Xavier would win
Evil time traveling Lincoln is a devious bastard.
I'm gonna go Abe Lincoln. I just know the man is a mutant in hiding.
Abe. He was real. Real people pwn Bullshit every time they fight with it.
Captain Picard/Xavier would totally beat the hell out of abe in both mental and brute capacity.
Picard/Xavier... hands down. Props to Abe for abolishing slavery though.