1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.
Do all these things on this list apply to you? If not, which ones do?
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Comments (93)
Some do, most don't. Guess I'm still young!!
hahah athis is funny. i guess im aging! no more twin bed sex. hhahah jk! im a virgin.
Haha, nice. The picture of Daniel Radcliffe's dramatic change creeped me out. I never noticed how big his head was...
This list makes me want to cry
This list is uhm...i don't really agree..eh..
pretty whack.
but hey, i haven't grown up yet ;) not yet.
It should say 25 signs you're middle aged.
haha. this is funny. though the relatives telling sex jokes is a bit awkward.
lol:) but i can't relate to any of these:)) my house plants hate me. as well as all the deceased goldfish:( i must still be a baby!
Thanks for sharing.
Apparently i have not grown up.
Taco Bell. Sun-Thur Lobby closes at 10, drive thru at 2. Fri-Sat. Lobby closes at 10, drive thru at 3.
Yep. =D
#6 would never apply to me. haha.
I_Am_UnDeR_EsTiMaTeD@xanga: Thanks for the Taco Bell schedule. The one at my school closes at 7 which really sucks.
Haha. DEFINITELY still young. =]]
LAWLLLLLLL @ #1 XDD
And none of these apply to me.. Yayy. Well, I could never really smoke any of my house plants.. Sooo yeah. Although, I guess I COULD smoke some of them, but I don't think it would be very pleasant to. Hm.
Man, I'm so glad that I could barely relate to any of these.
Hahaha funny! Glad I'm still young!
this makes adult life seem so sad even though it is really funny.
14b. You actually have leftovers after eating at McDonalds
None of the above pertains to me, so I guess I'm not an adult :(
You forgot running into your friends who have children and saying to their kids, "I remember when you were this big," while putting your hand 2 feet off the ground.
Entire signs... only 7 is apply to me...
LOL!! good post
I hate being told to grow up. ><
Most of it applies to me. Makes me sound like an old fart.
Yeah, I must not have grown up yet.
11. My older relatives have always told sex jokes around us kids. Haha So that one definitely doesn't apply to me!
@I_Am_UnDeR_EsTiMaTeD@xanga - ummm....sad
am i the only one confused by "Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. "