Wednesday, 25 February 2009
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What Should Liam Neeson Do Next?
During his career in film, Liam Neeson has adorned many a hat: a cowboy, an action star, a Jewish sympathizer working closely with Nazis, the martial artist/vigilante who taught Batman all those neat tricks.
What roles do you want to see him play in the future?I have 5 personal requests to start the list off:
1. A car salesman
2. Confucius
3. A Laker Girl
4. Alfalfa in an adult Little Rascals sequel
5. The lead role in a Barack Obama biopicWhat do you think he could pull off? Remember, this man can do any accent, as long as it sounds exactly like he does now.
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Comments (21)
we guest feature MYSPACE now?!?!
do you know Fench
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@JadedJanissary@xanga - we've been guest featuring people outside of the Xanga network for some time now
em...... I like thinking of him playing the role of Confucius.... ~Echo
@kash@healthkicker - yeah, i knew that... but, MYSPACE? aren't they, like, the enemy?
He plays messianic figures a lot. Aslan, Jean Valjean, Schindler. Maybe he should just go all the way and play Jesus Christ.
The lead role in Spielberg's Abe Lincoln biopic. Oh, wait, he's already doing that.
He should play Jack Black in a biography.
6. the man who ends world hunger.
Liam Neeson would make an awesome YODA.
"Who you are I do not know. What you want I do not know. If ransom you are looking for, money I do not have. A particular set if skills I do have, over a long career they have been acquired. Nightmare for people like you I am..."
-Taken Episode II
Neeson is very Lincoln-esque.
Spielberg: So in this film, instead of freeing some Jews, you'll be freeing black slaves.
Neeson: I didn't know there was a difference.
He was great in Rob Roy and his latest movie makes him one badass daddy. I can see him doing Confucius, hahaha.
I wanna see a trailer for a Liam Neeson movie, and then on the premiere of the movie, after the title of the film shows, we discover:
WE'VE ALL BEEN RICK ROLL'D!
Liam Neeson in "Death of a Salesman" would be something to see. Not quite a car salesman but whateva.
@JadedJanissary@xanga - Hilarious.
@SirNickDon@xanga - Or he could play one of the Apostles... Paul or Peter for example.
Perhaps he could portray a retired actor? Or even better, become one in real life! (I went to see Taken a couple of weeks ago. It's absolutely abysmal.)
he should stick to Aslan in chronicles of Narnia.
don't forget he was Qui Gon Jin in Star Wars!!!!!!!
A Laker Girl