What a guy really means when he says certain things:
- "It's a guy thing" = There's nothing really behind the saying except you'll have no chance of making it logical.
- "That's very interesting honey" = Damn, are you still talking?
- "I'm not lost, I'm a human GPS" = We'll probably never see the real world again.
- "You know I only love you" = I'm finally used to the yelling and screaming, so I give up.
- "You look great!" = Please don't try on another dress or else I'll kill myself.
- "That was an amazing movie" = Everything blew up, had tons of beautiful women and super hot cars.
- "Oh man I cut myself. It's not a big deal, I'll be okay" = I will never let her know I'm slowly dying inside from severed arteries.
- "Why do you work so hard? Take a break." = The vacuum is preventing me from listening to what the commentators on ESPN are saying.
- "I always forget things, you know how it is" = I remember my first kiss, my first GF, the score of the first arcade game I ever played but can't remember your birthday.
- "I'm really tired today" = You didn't want to put out the last few days, so I took care of my own business.
Do guys really mean what they say? What are some other things guys say to girls but really mean something else?
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Comments (68)
the last one.
Haha, "That's very interesting." Very, very true.
@LucyOwnsMySoul@xanga - you know it, lol
I always wondered why girls should have the power of keeping it from guys. Power to the guys who hold out too! lol
I love you = Make me a sandwhich and shutup
"You look tired" = You look like shit.
Pretty solid translations. We say what we must to get by.
@Lyd@xanga - With some people that is true, simply because there is no difference.
Since she'll probably find this comment, I would like to state that my Girlfriend is not one of those people.
@Lyd@xanga - A lot of people tell me that's what some guys mean when they say that, and I suppose I could see that use.
These were hilarious.
97% of them i agree ahha ! :)
it's not your fault, it's ok. = your bad, fucker.
@John_of_the_bloomdocks@xanga - :P :P
Don't lie. You know I can look like shit when I'm sick/tired.
"That's very interesting honey" = Damn, are you still talking?
Lolssssssssssss.
Haha. Win.
Xo
I dunno.
I'm a real man, I just say what I mean.
@Gerald_Washington@xanga - Props to you dude!!
lol yeah sorry eff that.. i like a man who says what he means and means what he says.. while i know that most of these are true.. i honestly prefer honest =P im honest and i want my guy to be honest too!
hahaaaaaaa
That's mostly true =P
<3
Great! A Man Dictionary! We'll all have to add some more to the dictionary...make a production line and sell these babies!
Haha, the part that's irritating about the "You look tired" comment, is that it's usually made after the guy and I have been making out/playing around for a few hours. Thanks a lot.
@Lyd@xanga - Well didn't you know those things end for a reason?
LOL Wow.
I think someone should do one for the things women say as well. XD
hahahahah, nice.
my girlfriend says that "due to this list, and the fact that i say those things at times, my 'nookie privileges' are being taken away until she's no longer upset at me for being a stupid guy"! looks like Rosey Palms and Pamela Handerson will be going to work tonight!! thx
the world would be SO MUCH easier if guys just said what they meant. dontchathink?
@BlkBoldBeautiful@xanga - Not for us, have you ever seen most women's reactions to what guys really think? XD