1. A few clowns short of a circus
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal
3. An experiment in artificial stupidity
4. A few beers short of a six-pack
5. Dumber than a box of hair
6. A few peas short of a casserole
7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead
9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl
10. One taco short of a combo plate
11. A few feathers short of a whole duck
12. All foam, no beer
13. The cheese slid off the cracker
14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel
15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt
16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools
20. As smart as bait
21. Chimney's clogged
22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair
24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill
26. Her sewing machine's out of thread
27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops
29. If he had another brain it would be lonely
30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control
31. No grain in the silo
32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse
33. Receiver is off the hook
34. Several nuts short of a full pouch
35. Skylight leaks a little
36. Slinky's kinked
37. Surfing in Nebraska
38. Too much yardage between the goal posts
If someone does something you feel is stupid, do you come out and say it?
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Comments (48)
Lol!
I just say "you're stupid".
Creative.
Generally, though, I just call them stupid/a dumbass and get on with my day.
LOL I love these.
But some people are too stupid to get them I'm afraid =\
just call him a dumbass and walk away.
I like #8 the best =)
i usually come right out and say it's/he's/she's stupid and i usually get the same in return. it's easier, maybe less funny though.
I call them "Special." And if it's really bad, I make the quotation marks in the air.
No need to beat around the bush, just say it.
29 is hilarious.
A few to add: Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
I would rather just tell someone they are a moron.
Whenever anyone says something stupid, I just quote Lincoln. "It is far better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." Most people are confused by that, and it makes me giggle.
HAHAHA another great post! love it
I'm quite fond of calling someone "numbskull" its an oldie but goodie
"Sharp as a bowling ball"
"Under qualified to ride in the short bus"
I prefer to say "He's not the brightest crayon in the box," but being blunt works too.
Some of those turn out to be meaner than simply calling them dumb, ex. the "IQ of 2" comment.
I don't think anyone born after 1970 uses these phrases.
LOL! I like this list. I personally have said someone was evidence that evolution can go in reverse.
1) These aren't necessarily "kinder" or "gentler"
2) Yes, I say "that's just dumb"
I had a prof that used to say, "Gee, you guys are just sharp like marbles" (one poster above said bowling ball). He also used to say...
"Ignorance can be cured... but stupidity is forever... *glare*"
25. Forgot to pay his brain bill
This is my favorite.
hell fucking yes if someone does something dumb i let them know
The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.
LOVE it. *snicker*