Sunday, 15 February 2009
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Why It Sucks To Be A Man
- Women get off the Titanic first
- Women get to flirt with system support men who always return their calls and are nice to them when they blow up their computers.
- Women can wear men clothes and look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in theirs.
- Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- Women have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
- Taxis stop for women.
- Med die earlier, so women get to cash in on the life insurance.
- Women don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- They get free drinks, free dinner.
- Women can hug their friends without wondering if they’re gay.
- New lipstick gives women a whole new lease on life.
- If women don’t make enough money, they can blame the glass ceiling.
- No fashion faux pas women make could ever rival The Speedo.
- Women don’t have to fart to amuse themselves.
- If they forget to shave, no one has to know.
- Women can congratulate their teammate without ever touching their butt.
- If they have a zit, they know how to conceal it.
- Women never have to reach down every so often to make sure their privates are still there.
- If they’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
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Comments (135)
haha nice
loved the part about getting off the Titanic :]haha.. that made me laugh.
*ahem*
-i've lusted after a cartoon character. aqua man, spider-man, he-man and plastic man. =P (probably more i'm forgetting)
-biggest fashion blunder for women were pantaloons. haha.
great post otherwise. =)
man, i love being a women.
Men can't stand up whenever they want to. T.T
LOL nice one!
nice list :P
Number five is wrong. I've lusted after The Joker, Valmont from JCA, Tai from Digimon, Grimjow Jaggerjaques... blah blah blah, you get the deal.
The one about checking your privates made me LOL.
Oh, so true. However, there are plenty of reasons it doesn't suck to be a guy. One word: PMS. (On the other hand, guys do suffer for it at least once a month.)
awesome. but.......
..ive lusted for cloud strife in final fantasy
Shut up shut up shut up.
More of this crap? Seriously? More "it sucks to be this gender" or its "awesome to be this gender" bullshit!???
I'm sorry but its too soon! We asked for originality!!! Use your fucking head and be more creative >_>
hahaha yea, i have no idea what it is about them, but dumb girls are just funny and cute.
I think the "hugging their friends" thing is kind of a misconception. I don't understand why people think that if two guys are hugging that they might be gay. I know a lot of men who hug, and people wouldn't give it a second thought. Now, if two men are kissing, that's a different story. Assume away. But hugs? Really??
oh, the double standards. ~_~. quite an entertaining list though.
@amdrivefan@xanga - I suppose it's different from place to place, but yes, if i see casual American males hugging as a simple greeting gesture, that sets off the gaydar. Yes really.
it sounds more like a list of why it's great to be a woman. funny though ^_^
Yes, I know some women who live their lives off their meal ticket boyfriends, and the downside of that is it looks bad on the woman. As for the lipstick, the average woman ends up eating approximately 2/3 of the lipstick that she applies, so that's gross.
number 5 is not true I've lusted over the Joker, Wolverine...and err...dare I say it dont think of beastiality whatsoever but I thought Raphael from Nija turtles's attitude was hot
haha o man the titanic part was funny haha
Great post by the way
"Women have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. "
Speak for yourself!
@misswonderj@xanga - I think he used it more for amusement rather than offending, hon. I suppose that is what mancouch is all about I hear comedians say this all the time and it's not offending rather than just funny. However, I am offended that some guy posted that hey at least we dont get PMS that sucks that we're known for bitching that we dont make .75 cents off the dollar than men do and that we are known for cramps and shit fuck that we're more than that shit and giving birth all and hey at least theyre not so tough playing football shit, try making a football come out of your ass now that's tough
>Women have never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
OH...you are SO wrong. Ive watched a many of anime and Sepiroth is BAD ASS.
@la_faerie_joyeuse@xanga - lol beat me to it
@wolvenchic@xanga - My first screenname was "zeldarose" because I was crazy crushing on Link!
I feel you on that one, and I had many of cartton crsuhes thanks to disney and other cartoons (mighty max). There are still a couple of cartton characters I wouldnt mind geting to know if they actually exisited =)
haha two words:
TUXEDO MASK.
That makes me very very very happy... ^_^