Tuesday, 10 February 2009
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Bar Fight: Homer Simpson vs Abe Lincoln
The last few weeks we've had Abraham Lincoln beat up on The Hoff, Jack Sparrow and Jessie Spano, but now he faces off against a very worthy opponent, Homer Simpson.
Homer is coming off victories against Peter Griffin and Al Bundy.
So who wins this bar fight? GOOOOOOOO!
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Comments (20)
Lincoln. Duh. (FIRST!)
Lincoln has the reach... but Homer can pack a powerful punch... it's hard telling.
Lincoln
Lincoln, if both were drunk though, maybe homer
I wouldn't think that President Lincoln would be in a bar in the first place, at least not to drink. So Lincoln would be sober, and Homer would be tripping over himself. Lincoln after only one or two connections.
Lincoln
Honest Abe.
Lincoln.
Depends on how drunk they both are...Homer has a lot of weight to put behind a punch, Lincoln could be fast and agile. Does Lincoln have the Union army on his side?
Homer.
Homer. Does anyone take into account the the number of animals that Homer's been mauled by and live? Let's think back to the panda episode. If he can handle that, he can handle Able. Plus I'm sure he could handle his alcohol better.
This is a hard one, Homer did joined the arm wrestling, and also boxing (more like getting hit to the head) thanks to Moe. I think I will vote for Homer..
Not that this exercise hasn't been silly from the start, but this matchu-up just crosses into idiocy.
Lincoln with a vat of acetone in the first.
oh hell no, Jack Sparrow beats all. but for this fight, i'd say homer. he's just dumb/drunk/obese enough to actually win a brawl.
HOMER
homer
Homer can fall off a cliff crashing into every possible (and impossible) thing along the way and still not die.
HOMER SIMPSON definitely.
Homer wins. Lincoln's neck is too skinny and Bart-like.
I think they really did fight, what did they say?