So recently there have been way too many posts about women, or directed towards women. In spite of this, I will post an overly manly post. Here I go.
This is the projectile of a rail gun fired by the U.S. NAVY. A rail gun is the kind of gun you shit your pants to. It does not use any gunpowder or anything really, just the sheer force of two magnets. Yep, that's basically it.
It's extremely, extremely powerful and they are now putting them on battle ships. One rail gun on one battle ship is enough to conquer and secure a significant amount of area. Yes, you can shit your pants now.
This is the
Mitsubishi 3000GT VR-4 Spyder. It was my first ever dream car and still is one of my dream cars to this day.
The 3000GT is actually called the GTO in Japan but if they called it that here in the US Ferrari and Pontiac would be pissed, as they already have cars under that name. Ironically, the
Pontiac GTO is the resurrection of my number one dream car, the Firebird, but that's another story.
The VR-4 is the supercharged model with a DHOC 24v V-6 twin turbo engine, 6-speed gear box with 296mph peak horse power. The Spyder model just means it's a convertible, which is significantly rare. God it's beautiful...
This is beef jerky. It's good when you're hiking in the woods, and damn good when you're hiking in the woods high. You eat it.
Some dumb girls.
I think that just about covers it. War, Cars, Meat and Girls... Take that!
If you were insulted by anything here, ladies, Ahm Sawee!
Are most men overly masculine is that a niche category of men?
True
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It's about time. Well done. lol.
my friend makes the best beef jerky.
sad she moved states away.
=[
i want fucking beer jerky now. with a side of dumb girls.
@abcxunt@xanga - that sums up my life desires
LOL i love this post!!
"This is beef jerky...you eat it."
Lmao.
Niiiiiice.
Some beef jerky, a muscle car, a rail gun being fired by Israel at the Gaza Strip, and a lesbian couple reading mother/daughter incest literature to me as a bedtime story....
ahhhhhhhh.......
ALL YOU NEED IS SOME COLD PABST TALLBOYS!!!!!!!!
I love beef jerky!
your 3000gt description is off... its not supercharged and turbocharged, it's only turbo. and its DOHC, dual overhead cam, not DHOC. and its awd. therye cool cars, but theyre damn heavy and really not all thaaaat fast
Great post! The rail gun is damn sweet, the GTO is damn sexy, beef jerky is great, especially high, and dumb girls... sure!
dude, 3000gt always has been my dream car. such beautiful styling and just an amazing car.
Indeed. Kudos to your GTO, I'd prefer an R32 GTR.
haha, i totally agree!
...with all but the dumb girls :P
Excellent post.
I noticed, however, that you did manage to apologize at the end, which I think might be misconstrued as "sensitive" or pandering. Try to keep that shit under control.
Wow I never thought they would actually feature this! I unlocked my profile just for this, so enjoy! They also kinda censored it here, but it's cool.
I don't think I could ever buy a car built by a company that built planes in WW2 that killed americans like my grandfather.
Other than that, guns, beef, and fresh meat, what's not to love
@SaraKWay@xanga - Haha I thought so too, thanks!
@faetal_es@xanga - I've never had home made jerky, one day though!
@abcxunt@xanga - I'll join ya!
@NrCaSurferChic@xanga - Thank you!
@music_of_the_heart08@xanga - Thanks!
@kristentsuii@xanga - :)
@GERKshinobi@xanga - You're right about it not being supercharged, however that's about the only thing I said wrong. I wasn't specific about it being a DHOC dual overhead cam, that's implied and AWD, well yeah I didn't say it wasn't. So what if it's heavy and not incredibly fast, I still love the thing! It's freaking gorgeous.
@Spyder_V@xanga - Haha thanks.
@lephonz - Hell yeah!
@Mr_A@xanga - Well who wouldn't love a Skyline! Haha.
@Shopgirl0393@xanga - I apologized!
@dirtbubble@xanga - Haha, in a place like this that's dominated by girls I think we're all kind of whipped. I'll try though! We should all try to see how long we'd survive.
@TommyCrowwithWhiteFeathers@xanga - Well in the end everyone's killed everyone at one point... Most of the best cars out there today are German and Japanese. Doesn't leave you with many options. But I totally understand where you're coming from.
lol, no offense taken, everything on ur manly list is pretty kickass in my book...except the dumb girls. only cuz im a girl(not a dumb one) & that just wouldn't do, but anyway, great post! =)
@Knanaya@xanga - thank you!
This is hilarious :)
And it's definitely a niche.
i wanna buy me a railgun. lol. my first dream car was nissan skyline with blue lights like the one in fast and the furious.
Nice post. I personally prefer MR2s, the S2k, and miatas(MX-5s) but that's just my taste. Most of my favorite cars are compact and usually either mid-front mount engines or midship layouts. I generally go for a balanced power/handling ratio that matches my driving habits.
Beef jerky is good... mmm... peppered...
Seriously... railguns aren't my thing, but swords and martial arts are definitely in my book.
And I'll pass on dumb girls... I like for girls to at least talk intelligent... I really hate the feeling that I get around some kids out there, where it actually seems like the more you hear them talk, the more you feel your IQ dropping.
@ShatterFreak@xanga - nah dude, youre still wrong. it's not DHOC, it's DOHC (Dual OverHead Cam - d.o.h.c.) just like i said in my first comment. oh and 296mph (Miles Per Hour)... i think you just meant 296 peak horse power, not 296mph peak horse power.
sorry, dont mean to be a dick, but if youre going to be informing a whole internet site i think you should at least have correct information
@GERKshinobi@xanga - What am I saying wrong?! I said it was implied that that's what DHOC stands for! WTF?
You're verging on trolling dude.
@fragilefaeriexx@xanga - :) thanks.
@jolee121910@xanga - Another Skyline fan!
@TheAsianCleric@xanga - It's in jest, but I'm glad you enjoyed it!