Wednesday, 28 January 2009
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Bar Fight: Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson
I'm currently watching The Simpsons Movie, and it made me wonder... Who would win in a Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson square-off?
I would put my money on Homer Simpson. Why?Homer is the "fittest" out of the two of them.
Homer has a religious friend (Ned Flanders) to pray for him.
Both Homer and Peter are shown drinking often, but Peter is definitely in the bar more often than Homer, so he'd probably be in more of a drunken stupor if they every squared off.
So, who do you think would win in a Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson show down?
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Personally, I'd put my money on Peter. He can take some serious blows, I mean, have you seen the epic, multi-episode battle with the chicken? Yeah.
Besides, he could use his flashback capabilities to get out of the fight if he began to lose. Homer never does that; he just goes to Moe's.
Homer. He beats on his kids for crying out loud. Definitely has an out of control temper.
I would bet on Peter Griffin.
He's had more fighting experience (remember the chicken?)
Lois, the wife, is a martial artist.
Stewie is a diabolical genius and seems to have access to infinite resources when it comes to weapons and other inventions.
I'm not sure what Chris or Brian can do, but Meg would likely be used as a human shield.
@PsychedelicBreakfast@xanga - Oh yeah, I had completely forgotten about Homer's anger management/strangling issues.
Hmm, might be a closer match-up than I thought...
If a fight like this ever occurred, I want front-row seats. ( Though, I might end up being dragged into the fight... eeks. )
@stonysan@xanga - I like this justification. Meg could double as a weapon.
Peter Griffin. See the way he handles the Chicken? Not to mention, Stewie might be there with lasers to back him up.
Homer Simpson all the way. I mean, the man works with radiation, that's GOTTA have some Hulk-esque side effects. Sure, Peter may be able to take on a chicken, but so can Colonel Sanders. Easiest way to take down Peter? Hit him in the kneecap, it takes him FOREVER to recover.
Well first of all, I disagree that Peter is drunk more than Homer. I mean dude, come on!
And even though it seems Peter might have a weight advantage, I would still give it to homer. Peter can be quick however. But Homer has been in a lot of scraps and can dish out the pain when he wants to.
And for all you who say other members could be allowed to get into it, no way; that just wouldn't be fair. Bart would be better outside the ring he's an expert at heckling. And Marge & Lisa would be better as support anyway.
i dont like the simpsons as much as i like family guy
so im going with family guy. lol.
Peter Griffin would definitely win. The Man-size chicken will kick Mr. Bumblebee's ass if a melee broke out.
Homer for sure...have you ever seen the way he takes out zombies?
I think Homer'd win. I feel like he'd fight dirty. And he does have those temper issues...
@cApNhOwDy@xanga - Brilliant battle strategy.
Peter's kneecap/shin issues (ultra sensitivity or something?? Seriously, what's his deal? He takes forever and a half to recover) were a a big factor in who would win this fight!
There was an episode when Griffin became sublim at the piano when he was drunk. You think he'd be that talented with the fist? He seems more of a lover, not a fighter...at least compared to Homer.
Peter can really take a punch, so I'll go with him.
I'd have to say Homer. I mean it's like choosing the number of the two and Peter Griffin is pretty dumb. Peter does have a loyal group of friends.
In the end I'd still go with Homer, but if there ever was a drinking contest, Peter wins for sure. Remember when he beat his dad in Ireland. That was classic
Definitely Homer. He's been in so many fights, and he can take quite a beating. Besides, he's got this uncanny luck.
Homer!
peter hes always fighting that chicken
Homer. Because I believe in him.
Homer's been through a lot before Family Guy came along.
And I do not like the show.
EDIT// AND you guys forgot that he can take a punch in that episode where he becomes a boxer. I don't care for that chicken.
simpsons.
Homer, definitely. He withstood getting hit in the stomach by canon balls and beatings to his head.
i say PETER GRIFFIN. Stewie would take on the entire family!!! LOL!
Homer for sure!
Homer! Homer! Homer!
As long as Homer doesn't know about his sacred knee cap, or have a raccoon in a fridge, I'm betting on Peter. Â Have you seen him beat down that chicken? Â And he outdrank his irish dad. Â Â