Yesterday
AskMen released their Top 99 Women, the 2009 Edition. Man,
that list sucked big time.
Their top ten were:
- Eve Mendes
- Megan Fox
- Marisa Miller
- Keeley Hazell (Who?)
- Anne Hathaway (Seriously?)
- Alessandra Ambrosio
- Scarlett Johansson
- Rihanna
- Kristen Bell
- Kate Beckinsale (Should be closer to #1)
AskMen claims they’re list is based on a number of things besides looks such as intelligence, humor, charisma, and ambition.
Just based on those things, you have to wonder how Eva Mendes was voted #1. Even if it was based only on looks, she still isn’t #1.
And Rihanna at 8? When has she shown any ability other than singing? (even that’s a stretch). So her at 8 just goes to show how idiotic those 10 million voters are.
For example, the voters placed Angelina Jolie at 42. That has to be some kind of joke. She’s the example of everything their list is based on. Plus she still looks amazing after having 3 kids (mother to 6).
You’re telling me she’s not better looking, more humorous, and ambitious than Monica Belluci (voted 18) or Selina Ebanks at 17 (although she does look great) .
The rest of the list includes:
- Heidi Klum – 11
- Emmanuelle Chriqui – 12 (she’s hot)
- Halle Berry – 13
- Brooke Burke -14 (Again, seriously?)
- Jessica Alba – 15
- Jessica Biel – 16
- Adriana Lima – 19
- Cheryl Cole – 20
The Top 99 list is so messed up it’s not even funny. A co-worker said the blind might have cast these votes. He might be onto something. Check out the rest of the Top 99 here.
Who would you have in the top 10? Is Eva deserving of the #1 slot?
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Comments (89)
give me odette yustman.
Rhianna's forehead is the size of Russia & Eva Mendes can't act for shit. Also, Adriana Lima is hotter than Alessandra Ambrosio. Kate Beckinsale prz.
Not Rihanna.
Eva Mendes.Yum Yum
And I loveeeeeeeeee ....Megan Fox. DAMMMMMMMMN, baby.
I'd go with Kate Beckinsale. or Yvonne Strahovski.
Megan Fox is just too hot. Just thinking about her makes me jizz in my pants.
I should be #1, duhh.
Haha, kidding. I don't know. Personally, I don't really care who is on the list and who should be and such.
Me, Scarlett Johansson, Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian, Jessica Alba, MILA KUNIS<3, Alexis Bledel
...That's all I can think of. All of them are amazingly beautiful. Though Jessica Alba seems to not be much more than looks.
Aishwarya Rai is gorgeous... why isn't she in the top 10? And Rihanna looks too much like Prince (yuck!)
@storiesandsinker@xanga - Fuck. I just saw you named yourself too. Ok, I'll sponsor you as well. You're pretty.
@szafar7981@xanga - WERD!
Rihanna shouldn't be on the list period...girls got a melon head.
You may not think the list is right but then again you probably didn't go in depth with each individual woman to learn about her, her views, other things she's done than the things you catch on the radio or hbo, etc.
So really ask yourself, who are YOU to judge? No one, that's why they didn't ask you XD
Dang, you guys are harsh on some people. I thought Rhianna was attractive. Eva Mendez is some shit though... so I understand booting her off the list. And if two other people didn't vote themselves already I'd vote myself =] lol. Oh and Megan fox in that transformers movie was...pretty-ish but she just looked dirty the entire time. I just wanted tell her to go take a shower. She looked like she smelled like hot garbage like Christina Aguilera in her dirty faze. Am I alone on that?
Oh and Angelina Jolie's got that dirty look too sometimes...not lately but still...yuck.
Kate Beckinsale will always be no. 1 for me.
Erika Christensen should be first. She has the greatest figure and face plus she did it with a black dude
So I have a CHANCE!Kate Beckinsale, #1. She is absolutely gorgeous. Famke Janssen might squeeze in there at number 2 or 3.
@OstentatiousEloquence@xanga - That's the beginnings of a great list. How come women know better than Askmen? What the hell, guys.
Brooke Hogan is nasty and manly (strange.. just like her father... hmmmm).
Rhianna (see above comments).Anne Hathaway--YAH. IF YOU WANT A CHICKEN CASSEROLE REEEEEEEEALLLL BAAAAD. Gross.
Now Heidi Klum. Purrow. She should have made the top ten for sure.
@storiesandsinker@xanga - I'd buy that list
Especially over one with Eva Mendes as #1. Seriously.
yeah when i heard on Z100 that eva mendes was number one, i was like, "well. that was random."
@reckless_eagle@xanga - @PsychedelicBreakfast@xanga - She should DEFINITELY have made top five. She's gorgeous AND brilliant.
@faultymanufacturing@xanga -
i dont think rihanna is that pretty to be honest.
there are prettier out there. ie: halle berry.
Zooey Deschannel needs to be on this list.
lol @ all the girls commenting on something done by a site called askmen.com
I don't see anything ridiculously wrong with the list. They are the standard chicks that are always on there. And if they did it by point spread, I bet they would all be pretty close.