Wednesday, 14 January 2009
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Bar Fight: Abraham Lincoln vs Jessie Spano on Caffeine Pills
Last match up between Abraham Lincoln vs Jack Sparrow was close - with Honest Abe just edging out the androgynous pirate. Which leaves the inevitable Pirate vs Ninja match up for another time.
But today's match up is an interesting one - Abraham Lincoln once again makes his way to the Mancouch bar but is up against a very scary opponent. Jessie Spano from Saved By the Bell.
Fine - doesn't sound like much - but this isn't just normal Jessie Spano - but Jessie Spano on caffeine pills. Don't get it? This video says it all:
Yes jessie, we're all scared. Very scared.
So here it is:
Abraham Lincoln vs Jesse Spano on Caffeine Pills
Who would win in a bar fight? GOOOOOOOO
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Comments (18)
Jessie Freaking Spano - hands down. skeery
that video is amazing. If I were Abe I would be scared. I mean she's on caffeine pills and singing... I'd say Jessie Spano wins.
I liked her better in Showgirls. Abe's not much in fighting shape these days so I'm going with Jess.
Jess would win with that singing voice...Abe's ears would be bleeding and he'd be on the floor asking for mercy!
Your half way to a girl fight.
Now, i haven't been a fan of this for long enough to know if you've had a girl fight, but I strongly suggest it.
Uhh just can't think of who at the moment.
I vote Abe.
She aint got a chance.
Honest Abe for the win. I don't care how strung out that chick is, Abe has mad skillz
Eh. Abe would punch her in the mouth and she'd be down for the count.
Jessie Spano, even without the pills she could take out Honest Abe. I think she should kick his ass off the fiver and replace his portrait with Zack Attack.
Caffeine or not, Lincoln.
considering abe has made it this far,ABE IT IS!
Jessie Spano, FTW.
Now is Abe 'on the dope' too? 'Cause if so, hehehe. Remember, this guy lived in a log cabin until he was 22 mmkay?
Yeah, go ahead, piss off the gargantuan hillbilly with a 6 foot reach.
Keep in mind though, most likely Abe probably wouldn't hit a girl unless something really ticked him off.
The only thing that can take down Abe is a sneak attack from Boothe.
Zack took Jess down with a hug. Seriously... a hug.
WTH?! lol How random....
Lincoln all the way. Wouldn't it be great to see him super kick her right on the tip of her jaw? Of course, he would have to have a good reason.
spanooooo
i remember this show from my younger years and spano is
keerazy!
Jessie Spano FTW!
Honest Abe wouldn't hit a woman, as such he would back down. Doesn't mean he would quit though, he would say she was a heathen and possible a whore, next thing you know she would be knee deep in priests...
Match Point: Abe