Wednesday, 07 January 2009
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How Does It Feel To Get Kicked In Your Groin Area?
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A female ManCouch reader wanted to know how it feels to be kicked in the nuts because she's been trying to get the boyfriend to explain the feeling but he can't put it into words. Guys, can you put into words what the pain feels like?
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yeah i've always been curious as to what it feels like too... it makes me cringe everytime i see it happen to a guy on tv or something. it just LOOKS painful.
but nope i havent ever lol
I'm not sure how you can describe it other than being a feeling of helplessness and vulnerability. The pain just surges through your body and brings you down with a force. A kick to the groin would bring down the strongest of guys...no matter what.
It usually makes me see stars and for a little while afterwards I feel like I'm on the edge of puking.
i have never actually liked a guy in the groin, but i have faked it a ton, where i jerk up but only halfway or things like that...i bet it's painful to actually get hit :)
It's more paralyzing than painful for me. Kind of like if you sit on your leg for an hour and then can't walk, except for every body part and your brain, and 10x worse. I black out and my ears ring and pretty much just curl up in a ball on the floor... lasting for at least a minute.
Maybe it's like a punch in the boobs.
I asked my guy friends that once and they say that it feels like you black out for a little while in pain..
it's more of... You get kicked in the groin, it's painful at first but then its more of a throbbing, numbing pain. The numb pain moves up to your body and you start getting nauseous or paralyzed/not able to move.
I would know ):
I was kneed really hard in the groin on accident while jumping on a trampoline as a kid. My brother was with me, and as I went down, his knee came up and made contact. I instantly fell over, crumpling up in a fetal position. I must've let out a very loud yelp because my dad came outside to ask what was going on, and he felt so bad for me when I told him.
Trust me, as a girl, it still hurts really fucking badly.
Pain Blackness Vomit Inducing Numbness and a sheer lack of knowledge of all exsistence followed by sharp stabbing pains orginating from your groin and shooting up through your stomach to your brain...makes me cringe just describing it. Took a bat to the groin when I was about 10 years old...shiver*
I, a female, have been kicked right in the... yeah. Dead center. We have feelings there too, ya know! So when guys say it hurts that much, I'm sure I've shared your pain as I fell to my knee and used the floor as my support before I lost all of my pride by falling over to the floor.
Girls, never stand with your legs far apart enough for another girl friend to kick you with her soccer legs as she attempts to kick your butt or back pack. Unless you want to know what it feels like to be a dude for 20 seconds...or more.
-SgMl
Well, it theoretically would hurt a female more because they have 2x the nerve endings compared to the male genitalia but it is such a small target that happens far less often. So for all the females that have taken a shot. Props.
You feel a minor pain. Then after a short delay the boys feel like they've been dipped in boiling water, while the rest of your body goes numb. This causes the collapse. Then comes the nausea and tears...errr your eyes start to water.
It's a lingering pain that can last for 10 minutes! it's not like any other type of pain, it's not fun
doesn't hurt that much
@Not_a_real_site@xanga - Oh I've taken a shot there. Its not pretty. Hence why I only attack the nuts of utter douche bags.
One of my guy friends said it is like a lightening bolt through the penis to your stomach.
Lol when I was 12 some boy* made fun of me by calling me names
I was gona give him a nice bruise on the shin
But he got scared and moved back - so I missed his SHIN* and end up kicking him in the GROIN instead
reaction: He FELL DOWN on his knees* and rolled over toward the sides... his TWO* FRIENDS* have to help get him up
It looked pretty painful, so I booked it right away :)
I think the female equivalent is when the cervix gets hit during sex. It's nausea, paralyzing, pain, seeing stars, fetal position, tears... basically all the worst feelings you could ever have, balled up into one unfortunate instance. You kind of know it's going to happen *just* before it does.
@sLaVeGiRl01@xanga - Really? Huh, so it is the same feeling.
I haven't ever had a full hit on me but the partial hit (like a "graze") left me in an odd fetal position for around 20 minutes.
I was down so fast. Initially: O_O...then throbbing pain and then it felt like getting an electrical shock flowing through my body from the groin out. It just spread and completely paralyzed me.
And all she did was laugh!
(It wasn't out of anger...she just got some groin when she smacked my leg). T.T
It does hurt when girls are kicked there too, you know. :( Not as much, I'd say, but it hurts.
I got to watch my (now) boyfriend chasing another friend around the tennis court after getting nailed there with a tennis ball.... it was amusing, to say the least. (Poor guy though.. he was on the ground for five-ten minutes, curled up, first) (and it was HOT out, so it REALLY must have hurt if he lied on the ground)
@Not_a_real_site@xanga - Yeah, I've been kicked there several times, but luckily it was at karate and we have to wear shin guards. Still hurts, but not as much.
Next question, guys should ask what menstrual cramps are like. GAH.
i always wanted to try..it looks so fun on tv!!!
@s_h_a_sha@xanga - haha imagine if it was fun... all the women would walk around kicking guys in the groin and we couldn't kick back. Not cool!
@kash@healthkicker - =( ok not cool...but i just think it looks funny but i'll never do it(only if i have to)...
dont worry we can still be friends..xP