Monday, 29 December 2008
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Bar Fight: Abraham Lincoln vs David Hasselhoff
Let's see who the ULTIMATE bar fighter would be. We'll regularly pose a head to head match up - the one that gets the most votes, will go on to fight the next person in the ultimate bar fight championship.
Today's match up is simple: Abraham Lincoln vs David Hasselhoff - who would win in a bar fight? GOOOOO
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Comments (14)
abe was six four and chopped wood! abe would win in a second... altho hass would win a karaoke singoff, so maybe it's a draw.
Lincoln has this one in the pocket. If he managed to sign the Emancipation Proclamation, he will have no trouble putting Hasselhoff in a headlock and throwing him through the bar table.
Hasselhoff loses unless he's allowed to use KITT.
Lincoln by knock out in the first round.
I never understood why people wanted to fight Abe so much. I mean, he doesn't even look like he'd be a good fight.
@john@xanga - haha
Abe for sure!!!! I wouldn't fuck with him, those are the eyes of a fighter!
I'd be too scared to mess up Hasselhoffs hair.
Lincoln would win, however if it was referee the bar fight it would be a draw
I'd have to Hass considering his singing might weaken Abe
Microjam won't work on Lincoln, so Abe Lincoln beats the Hoff.
That depends on if hasslehoff has a john wilks booth.
If not, then it's to Abe.
Are you serious?
Let's see . . . first, never bet on an alcoholic in a bar fight. Point: Lincoln.
Next, height/reach advantage to the 6'4" Lincoln over the 6'2" Hasselhoff. Point: Lincoln.
Finally, professional/life experience. Lincoln, pioneer and rail-splitter. Hasselhoff, actor and beach bum. Point: Lincoln.
This thing would get stopped in the first round on humanitarian concerns. Lincoln by TKO.
AL! hands down! DH is a wussy!
@SwordAndSacrifice@xanga - You took the words right out of my mouth. Those old boys back then knew what a hard day's work was and weren't all boozed up. Abe would rub him out no problem. Even if Abe was 20 years older he'd beat him like a red-headed stepchild.
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