This is a guest blog submitted by KashGuys, fellas, boys - you’ve been sitting at home thinking of ways to ask out that girl.
You’ve seen her around, you might even know her a bit, but
don’t know how to ask her out. MANCOUCH to the RESCUE!! (theme song plays)
One of the best ways to ask a girl out is to manipulate her just a tad bit. Okay not in the evil, you’ll hurt her and dump her method you’re thinking of, but in a way where she doesn’t know what she’s signing up for aka the “clever way”.
First: Make up an imaginary person you like at school, work or anywhere (You’re not crazy, it’ll come in handy later)
Second: Tell the girl you like (the one you’re talking to), you don’t know how to ask out the imaginary girl. You’ve been friends for some time but don’t want to mess it up. Ask
her what is the easiest way to ask a girl out.
Third: When she starts giving you options, she’s really giving you
her options (it’s a psychological thing, us guy wouldn't know right?), listen carefully and keep feeding her some more stuff about the imaginary girl.
Fourth: Now that you’ve gotten all the information you need, time to put it to work. Whatever she suggests (on how to ask a girl out), you ask her out the same exact way. Repeat, T-H-E S-A-M-E E-X-A-C-T W-A-Y.
She’ll be stunned for a few minutes but she’ll catch on. Now she can say
no, but she’ll most likely say
yes (it’s been proven to work 100% of the time, umm 1 out of 1?). Even if she thought about saying
no, she’ll lean towards
yes since you’ve been extremely "clever" in asking her out.
This is fool proof and works, unless she has a boyfriend who can pound your face in within seconds. If that happens, start praying, cuz only God can help you there (or whomever you think about the moment someone is beating you up, mommy?).
Well until the next time men, good luck! And please try not to get your face bashed in; it’ll bring our, “it works “percentage down.
How did you ask out that special lady? Did you have to do anything sweet or were you brave like a soldier and demanded she go out with you?
Comments (20)
interestingly, it's a valid tactic.
It worked once for me.
Also.. it DIDN'T work on me once.ie, I gave advice on how to ask out a guyand when the turnaround came, I was surprised and "oh, sorry."
:-/To each their own, I guess.
lol Never had that sort of experience. It's definitely clever. I would love to hear that theme song, though. ;o)
not too bad - although hypnosis is cooooler
@chrischoi@revelife - nothing is cooler than hypnosis, is there? What should the theme song be? hahah
It's crazy enough to work, but in my experience, women tend not to be very articulate with those kind of questions. Usually they throw you some cliche, like "just be yourself," "every girl is different," or "confidence is key." Rarely do they go into helpful specifics, because, hell, they don't even know themselves. When's the last time they had to pick up a girl?
@coolmonkey@xanga - haha trueeee except many girls are the aggressors nowadays so it might be working the other way around. Can you picture the guy all confused as the guys pulls these lines on him
sounds good!
seen this in use by other people before! the girls usually catch on!
Or just tell the girl that you like her, before she moves to that wifebeater-wearing fool behind you.
The way I asked out my fiancee was fairly simple - we were intercontinental, so I asked her out via Facebook in terms of "claiming" and needing a framed cookie to seal the deal... I'm still waiting, lol.
LOL, pretty clever, yet oldest trick in the book.
when guys ask me for advice i'm very towards them coming up with a 'cool' way to approach the girl. yu gotta have game. be sweet. o my gosh, i just realized that that is the way i would like to be approached. but i never mean for them to approach me. i don't date friends.
^this will work only if yu ARE NOT in the friend zone yet,
but then the whole relationship is built on a lie!
This way has so many flaws... So if You really like a girl and plan on using this plan. You BEST have a back-up.
The best way I find to stay out of the Friend-zone is to don't get close to the girl. It's really hard for nice guys like Me to do... but its true. A lot of the girls I know always complain about guys being such jerks and its so annoying cause when a guy is nice to them they are immediately emotionally ran over with a steam roller or instantly placed in the "friend-zone". It's crazy! But the girls I know just don't know what to do with a nice guy. Sometimes You just have to be a complete jerk though... Which is why I am staying sitting back and observing instead of out there on the field(for the time being).
Wow. That's genius.
you know , even it's the oldest way . haah but some works on someppl . love is strange , a strange thing , i have no doubt we sucks in love . i admit i sucked =D . girl are sometime sensitive , which is common , that's wad a guy should know , but we guys hate to be the wife , at first of the love , we are like the boss of the girl , but in the end , the girl will be like annoying and be the husband and guy have to be the wife == . so , i rather single :)
AND I;m STRAIGHT !! not ghey or les =D
i love the image from Love Actually... that's a pretty smart tactic actually... very cute
Uhhmmm, it wouldn't work on me.
Copying my answer doesn't get you points in my eyes.
In fact, I might laugh in your face in addition to turning you down.
this is the stupidest thing i have ever heard in my life.
First of all, if you tell this girl that you want to ask out another girl, and this girl has any interest in you whatsoever, she may then put you into the friend zone and you may never get out of it...also, if you then ask her out, she may not believe that this other girl is imaginary and feel as if she is sloppy seconds.
Secondly, women appreciate assertive guys who know what they want and have no problem simply asking a girl out in person and face to face. We are ALL afraid of rejection, but we will never avoid it all the time. Take a chance and just ask the girl out!
I got asked out by a girl....
Do you want the mancards back? =(
I have never been brave to ask out that special lady if I had someone to ask out.